"No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs."
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- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
True life….
I haven’t even been home a week and I’m already wishing that I was anywhere but here. Family they may be, but that doesn’t give them the right to pull the shit that they do. I sincerely can’t wait to head out for State College at the end of the month. Even if I have the worst room mates in the world it will be a blessing compared to some of the shit that I am forced to deal with here.
I know that I’m not always the easiest to get along with, nor the nicest person, but that doesn’t mean that I, or anybody else for that matter, should have to put up with this.
For the time being I am going to clean and listen to bad music and hope that the world disappears…at least for a little while…
Things to do this summer
It’s finally here!! Now I can finally accomplish all of those things I’ve been putting off because of school :D
1. Finish reading The Sword of Truth Series once and for all
2. Finish Bones and Firefly
3. Knit something (or a couple somethings)
4. READ MORE BOOKS <3
Sounds complicated right? Let’s just hope I can actually finish all of these! <3
when your friends think your siblings are nice…
haha I got to go into this :D
